aug 12 in idea barrages

Your childhood crushes from the films and television are now hocking placebic beauty creams on the home shopping conveyances. You are old now.

Of course the Heartland is boring. Their states are literally square.

Cover the Laverne and Shirley theme song as some kind of retro-swing novelty song and call yourselves “The Schoil Nut Zippers”.

Why say “IKEA” when you can say “BjornHub”?

Peppermint Patty was, at that point in her life, certainly a jock but you know that by adulthood, she was going to eventually find her way to being a forest goth.

Your apnea is judged by a Sleep Analysis Demon.

An erotic Western would invariably involve ranch undressing.

Helen Reddy implied the existence of Helen Willing and Helen Able.