birthdaybarrage in idea barrages

I am, admittedly, still disappointed that Amazon delivery cannot deliver me an Amazon.

You are thrifting for old video games. Something catches your eye. “Ooo, Wii U” you think. An intrusive voice demands you scream “I LOOK JUST LIKE BUDDY HOLLY!” You are old. It’s okay. This is just how it is now.

ALL ALONG THE WATCHTOWER mashes up well with TURN THE BEAT AROUND, actually. And the “And as we wind on down the road” part of STAIRWAY too, if you’re not a COWARD.

J.R.R. Tolkien was capable of frodosynthesis.

If you can magically bum people out, that’s depresstidigitation.

A high-brow reboot of HEY DUDE called THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING ERNST.

A parody of MAMA MIA about Argentina.

Why say “bible belt” when you can say “cross-section”?