aug 10 in idea barrages

A yacht club but for use on people who think it’s cool to buy yachts.

Facebook is spamming me with ads about being a surrogate mother. It’s kinda hilarious for me personally, as I haven’t the bits to do that, but it seems even more horrifying if I did. “FACEBOOK SAYS EARN YOUR LIVING AS A BROODMARE FOR THE WEALTHY!”

A confusing joke about Senator Albert Internet claiming to have invented Gore-Tex, but its heart is in the right place.

Every time I see an ad for something, anything, on YouTube, I desire to purchase their product less.

Re-enact episodes of the Sopranos but all the characters are soup cans and you call it “The Soupranos”.

Parts of Star Wars screenplays were written in JabbaScript.

Why say “anxiety disorder” when you can say “emotion sickness”?

The optimal mash-up of Lord of the Rings and Conan The Barbarian involves a trickster war god named Crom Bombadil.