My hubby was well asleep and I was flat in my back sort of awake/asleep. He turned over to face me so his face was on my right side and accidentally head-butted me then as he moved around he did it again, within just seconds! Also, while moving around one of his knees made a sharp crash into the side of my right knee so I was well doubled up with that and two headers!
I yelled AAARRGGHH! all three times as pain shot through me and he didn’t even wake up! He actually sleep-talked and said ‘’that’s what you get for being a green elephant!’‘
HA HA HA! I have a couple of large painful swollen bruises but when he woke up properly later he apologized as he didn’t mean to do it!
It’s OK, accidents happen!

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