j31 in idea barrages

  • July 31, 2025, 12:26 a.m.
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  1. A rockabilly warlock that constantly casts Elvis Blast.

  2. A country song called “Don’t Look For Love At Harbor Freight, Even If You Find It, Your Heart Will Break Three Days Later”.

  3. Folks will refuse to vote for a mostly-good politician over one pet issue, even if it allows a literal fascist into office. They’ll also “give a chance” to obviously terrible films like MADAM WEB, voting with their dollars to let movies keep getting worse. Modern life is rubbish.

  4. It was the greatest drawing of an extra-national kidnapping for the purposes of interrogation ever created. Truly an extraordinary rendition.

  5. Yes, Zeus smote you for rejecting his advances but your rebellion against the very gods was so legendary, they named a star system after you. You’re still dead but that’s still a hell of a constellation prize.

  6. “Please,” he smiled gently, “my father was Mister Mister. Just call me Mister.”

  7. Just singing to myself “I’ve got friends in GNOME PLACES / where the toadstools bend to the MOUSE FACES / yeah I’ve got friends / IN GNOME PLACES”. Like the heart-throb that I am.

  8. Why say “soccer hooligan” when you can say “euro-typical”?


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