j21 in idea barrages

If you use your zap gun to commit regicide on the Prince of Space, that’s just laser heir removal, baby

A Blue Oyster Cult parody “Don’t Squeeze The Charmin”?

You know what’d be a great ironic name for a punk band? “Billy Joel Osteen”.

Evolution isn’t the progression toward an inevitable predetermined perfect. Survival of the fittest is sheer luck, Einstein’s God playing dice, random mistakes that accidentally benefit a given setting, so those mistakes are passed on. Understanding genes is to fully grasp survivorship bias and the process of art is no different. Repeated errors conglomerating into something better suited to its surroundings. From the background noise comes a symphony.

Though, to be fair, “Hailey Joel Osteen” is also a pretty good name for a band as well.

The one true end-game of fame is self-parody.

Glizzy Borden took an ax and gave eight weiners forty whacks.

Hank is short for Henry, Frank is short for Francis but no one is named Frenry or Hancis, and that’s just a shame.