j15 in idea barrages

“Who is this ED,” she asked, “and why does he need so many boner pills?”

“Quick! There’s been an accident in the transporter room and it’s duplicating Chief O’Brien!” “With the transporters down, we’ll have to walk?” “Yeah, so hurry, it’s over twenty Miles away!”

A great pun name for a pet food would be “Happy Meaty Yum”.

Any time I hear of “agar agar” powder, I just wanna respond “the ‘orrible, the ‘orrible”.

Step One: Call your snooty art film “Prince Albert”. Step Two: Submit it to Cannes. Step Three: Get Tons of Free Press from all the “Prince Albert In A Cannes” headlines.

Name your penis (or a friend’s penis!) “Frederick David Ignatius Charles” so that you can refer to it as “Member FDIC”.

If you wanna appeal the outcome of a pumpkin growing contest, you gotta go to a squash court.

Since Universal Studios has both the rights for Harry Potter stuff and Dr. Seuss stuff, in theory they could have a musical stage show called “Hagrid and the Angry Grinch”. But they don’t because they’re COWARDS.