july 13 in idea barrages

It’s always important to remember that the “heroes” of the Alamo only fought that battle because they didn’t want Mexico to force them to emancipate their slaves. And they lost! Handily! That’s what should actually be remembered about the Alamo.

Did anyone ever just dye a tickle-me-Elmo doll black and call it “tickle-me-Emo”?

Hear me out here: Cheech Mario & Donkey Chong.

Your Tumblr screenname is Keanuwu Weeves.

The scrapbooking group at a reunion at their old stamping grounds.

In Soviet Starfox 64, Barrel Roll does YOU.

Apparently at Disney now you can buy a food called Tiana’s Beignets and they should totally do a song to the tune of “Raspberry Beret” about it.

A brunch burlesque called Pasties and Pastries?