j7 in idea barrages

A rich divorced white lady goes to a cereal factory tour and falls in love with the Froot Loops mascot, rediscovering her passion for life, in UNDER A TOUCAN SUN.

Marijuana strains named after less prominent presidents: Rutherford B. Hazy, James K. Smoke, Martin Van Burnin’, William Howard Puffed.

Modern web design is the REAL cookie monster.

Yelling “Blimey!” over and over is how British athletes build up their cor strength.

Tight-rope walking for a living is the epitome of work-life balance.

Step 1.) Open a hat store in Istanbul. Step 2.) Call it “The Fez Dispenser”. Step 3.) ??? Step 4.) PROFIT.

Subway rolling out foot-long cookies without hiring Tarantino as their official foot-spokesman is just a weird self-own.

The Roy Baty death speech from BLADERUNNER except it’s about that brief year and a half in the early 1990s when Burger King hilariously attempted to become a sit-down restaurant with table service.