m22 in idea barrages

Why say “sitting pillow” when you can say “stool softener”?

A future where “flipping” is the actual F-word, because everyone realized how cynically dehumanizing real estate flipping was when there were people without homes and it became the worst insult of all.

If you ever need to name a goth clique in a story “The Fangtastic Four” is a pretty good choice.

A last meal request of Diet Coke and Mentos, so that you can explode before they can do the job to you.

A character on the television said that he was “literally speechless”. But… he had to speak to say that. It BOTHERED me.

If you believe there is virtue in your own suffering, that’s your own business, but to force others to bear their own pains because you find it morally righteous for them to do so, you are the worst sort of monster indeed.

Sharing your Twinkies with others is incredibly fillingthropic.

If you hide your valuables in the kitchen where a thief would never think to look, they’re literally dishwasher-safe.