m12 in idea barrages

COBRA’s Weather Dominator implies the existence of G.I. JOE’s Weather Submissive.

She loved Kermit so much, when he was in physical need, even if she had the worst headache in the world, she would always at least give him a good ham job.

The best part of being the Voltron Blue Lion is knowing you’re a part of something bigger than you.

I hope when John Deere died, there was a war over his massive estate and the headline “BATTLE OVER JOHN DEERE’S DOUGH”.

Okay, but if they were the RENEGADES of Funk, wouldn’t they have actually done something completely opposed to funk, utterly devoid of funk? John Tesh, Kenny G, maybe Zamphir the master of the pan flute, those would be the TRUE renegades of funk.

Why say “diarrhea” when you could say “a case of the smoothies”?

Considering it has Canadian bacon and American cheese, they could’a called the Egg McMuffin “Niagara Falls” instead.

She’s eatin’ craaaaaaaaaaaanberry sorbet… the kind that you buy at the Trader Joe’s store… craaaaaaaaanberry sorbet…