6st in Hey, buddy, got a light?

A friend of mine keeps going on about some sex worker/hook up site called redbook. -Yeah, I know, my first thoughts were also 'Is'nt Redbook like, a womens magazine?'..Apparently it's also a website where you go to browse available girls. He says 40 here, 60 there, 100 here, says I 'need' to start doing it as well because, you know, sexless 20 something. If I wanna throw away money, I'll go gamble, atleast there I stand to win some of it back. You might could suck a mean dick, honey, but I'm content to the play the DIY game and keep my money. 10: "Spend money on ho's? ta loco..." 17: "Nigga I'd sooner buy an MLP bedset-..oh god, thats an awesome idea..DOIT." YEAH..yeah sure, I'll get right on that with the money I don't have-, anything else, Chief? Marzipan Mango Merengue Madness? Maybe you want me to fight an Ursa Major and restore harmony to the land, too huh? Hahah...sighs...spend money on that, of all things. There are..levels of living I'm well prepared to accept. I've been alone all this time, figure I'll keep being alone because it's just easier. 10:"Babe...I've got you, babe..." You know what I'm gonna do sometime soon, man? 17:"Whats that." Go through all those boxes of old pictures, sometimes it surprises the fuck out of me that they don't have any up in the house-, but it makes sense, after elementary school I never really smiled for school pictures and I was usually camera shy into adolescence because braces and acne, and on into adulthood I pretty much never smiled. They have thousands of pictures of my brother and sister up..very few of me. 17:"Is'nt that because they're both sucessfull and well to do and you're...still at home?" 10:"...Probably."