Standing in my kitchen, puffing on a cigar and waiting.
I’m about to go for a walk around the neighborhood and see fireworks.
Then I’m going to grill burgers n brats.
Afterwards I’ll shoot off my own pretties.
Tomorrow is a deep clean day.
Happy Fourth, America!
Nearly Two Hours Later
This is the first burger I’ve had since getting out. 🤤
I inhaled the first one now halfway through the second.

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