barrage in motion 3 in idea barrages

1.) Other Sesame Street characters never considered that Elmo might be an adult monster who is really really high. But I have.

2.) I'm a white-hat lifehacker. I mean, I'm not, but I love the idea of such a thing.

3.) Where is our movie about street vigilante nuns called FORCE OF HABIT?

4.) When you make "assumptions" you put your "ass" into a "sump" full of "ions".

5.) If I'm ever in the position to do a DJ set, I'm gonna go under the stage name "DJ Set" to make the fliers more interesting.

6.) The universe's way of punishing you for using ugly fonts is known as Karmic Sans.

7.) Kim Kardashian being a famous role model is just the logical extreme of telling girls they should wanna be Disney princesses.

8.) Casper The Friendly Ghost went onto the internet to do some real soul-searching.

9.) The Brawny towel man seems nice but off-camera he's incredibly self-absorbed.

10.) There weren't enough headlines referring to Putin's surrogates as the Ukraine Clown Posse.

11.) Is there anything weirder than when someone blindsides you with a criticism out of nowhere, that no one else has ever made, and then when you don't freak out back and are like "well, we disagree but I understand" they are eerily disappointed?

12.) Going to help on your computer because the net is down but can't help you because "help" needs the net is a perfect analogy to being alive.