barrage in motion 4 in idea barrages

1.) Did you tell your hot sister about me? Or are you waiting for me to get my life together & scoop me up then? That's very selfish of you.

2.) "What sort of nefarious rock would actually be compressed sand hiding out as rock?" "Sedimentary, my dear Watson. Sedimentary."

3.) I wonder if in 300 years Hitler will be a folk legend like Dracula or the Wolfman. Holo-films called "Hitler Vs. The Mummy".

4.) Vanilla Ice actually spins the good-bad dial like five or six times before landing back at "the worst" it's kind of amazing.

5.) It would be a risky move to name your band "Howie Mandela" but if you pulled it off, big reward.

6.) There must be a Goonies "Sloth Has A Posse" thing somewhere, right?

7.) Listen, you also couldn't go wrong naming your band "Peppermint Patti Hearst" I'm just saying here.

8.) People cluster Robin's star, dropping $30 flowers, ignoring the beggar two feet away. A guy with a cooler starts selling bottled waters. LA.

9.) I want a movie where St. Nicolas is put on trial for murder called "Probable Clause".

10.) REALITY BITES VS GARDEN STATE. Whoever wins, we lose.

11.) Moratorium on titles that are supposed to be ironically-funny-lazy to cover for being genuinely lazy. I look at you LET'S BE COPS.

12.) Anyone ever done that "Evolution of Man" progression as a police line-up?

13.) Dear The Past, the annoying guy who always laughed at his own jokes on SNL hosts The Tonight Show now. I don't get it either.

14.) I like to think that Xavier Roberts had to sign every single Cabbage Patch ass as part of the curse that bought his success.