mar 7 in idea barrages

If you use a clay kiln to bake your rum cake into a flat-bread, that’s naan-alcoholic.

All you really need to fuel a starship is to go into a drug store, buy a bunch of antioxidants and oxidants, then allow them to annihilate into pure energy.

A slow somber orchestral version of the theme to the old cartoon DOUG called DOUGLAS.

A parody of “Born to Be Wild” about the internet starting with the line “Get your modem runnin’, on the data highway, lookin’ for adventure, with a middling baud-rate” would’ve been amazing, like, 25 years ago.

“No regrets”. What a sad way to look at things. If you have no regrets, you either never lived or, worse, you never learned from anything that went wrong. Jettisoning regret is the empty way out, the coward’s way out. Own what you regret and fix what you still can.

Slimer singing, to the tune of FOOLS RUSH IN, “don’t slime Ray, it would be a sin, but I can’t help covering Ray in goo”.

Raccoons are nature’s Hamburglars.

I wonder if some microbrewer has tried calling their beer “Mighty Malted Sour Ranger” and if that’s close enough to still get sued.