jan 8 in idea barrages

In hopes of recruiting more students, the veterinary college is holding an open horse.

Michael Crichton’s long-anticipated thought-lost final novel “Science Did An Oopsie”.

If Hannah Montana had been the child of the Scarface crimelord Tony Montana instead of Billy Ray Cyrus, that would’ve been a much more interesting show.

This life is so damnably hard to begin with, you start off with both hands tied behind your back. You don’t need to be hard on yourself on top of that.

The people who let you down so badly, they can still serve a useful purpose yet, as negative examples. You can try to be for others what you’d wished they could’ve been for you.

I’m “I remember when Eating Ass meant wiping out on a skateboard or bike” years old.

To “Beastie Boys” a poem is to have three readers cyclically alternate reading the poem, one line at a time, but all three performers read the last word of every line, together and forcefully. Try it, it’s fun. (It can also be referred to as “The Boiling Kettle Technique”.)

Wherever graffiti has been erased, write “Killjoy Was Here”.