n 3 in idea barrages
- Nov. 2, 2022, 9:33 p.m.
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The liquor store whose lotto was always down, gone now, only vulgar doodles in its window dust left as epitaph.
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There is a seemingly closed auto shop near the Mohawk/Ilion line called “Frank’s Body Shop” or something and, like, it seems like the perfect place to put a Halloween house but what do I know. I just note perfection in wordplay and move on.
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Maybe life is just the process of the universe digesting you.
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The reason America can’t get our heads around shows having villain protagonists (Rick & Morty, Breaking Bad, Sopranos, Big Bang Theory, Friends, every serial killer show) and have to try to rehabilitate them as anti-heroes is that America is built around the lie that you are always the main character. We think a protagonist CAN’T be bad. We’re broken like that.
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Here’s another amazing parody I could never do because not enough people know the song, Built To Spill’s “Untrustable” about those Uncrustables sandwiches.
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Those who do not learn from the past are doomed to suffer a lifetime of lazy cash-in soft reboots with cameos by whichever people from the past are hard up for money.
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Why say “I hid the drugs in my shoe” when you can say “I’m wearing high heels”?
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An insult that would be amazing if more people knew more words would be “Yeah, he really puts the cop in coprophagia.”
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