Oh Heaven's No, Not The Green One! in Hello

  • June 23, 2014, midnight
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Whoa...whoa...OK! You are now firing a gun at your IMAGINARY friend near FOUR HUNDRED GALLONS OF NITROGLYCERIN!

Fight Club in background.

Today I didn't have a babysitter at work. I worked on a job by myself and finished it. Had time to start another job and finish the first operation. Went through the mental, and tedious, checklist of everything and hopefully everything will run smooth tomorrow. Currently my ankles kind of hurt and I'm beat. Standing all day will do that to you.

The last two Saturdays I've gotten together with my two friends from school and we've gone hiking. I've only been down one trail on Green Mountain where it can be walked in thirty minutes. These trails we spent at least four hours the first time and close to four the second time around. I ached all over. Was drenched in perspiration. Stank. Loved it. Every step where I kept thinking,. "I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die," huffing and puffing my fat ass uphill and downhill. The first hike started with, "sure, we'll do this once a month," to, "twice a month," and at the end, "same time next Saturday." Addicted. I'm being lazy today but I've been hitting the track and walking two miles. Not to lose weight...but just to get back to where I can move some without getting winded. I have put on some extra stuffing since I quit smoking.

I can hear the faint rumblings of a thunder cloud in the distance. It would be nice to see some rain tonight.


Last updated June 23, 2014


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