sep 8 in idea barrages

Grover’s “There’s A Monster At The End Of This Book” but it’s “There’s A Person Undermining You At The End Of This Book” and the last page has an aluminum foil mirror on it.

I’m starting to think that Elon Musk is lying about his attempt to colonize Mars because he has a deep hatred of the moon and is trying to trick us into not doing lunar exploration. Maybe he thinks that’s where werewolves live or something. He’s quite stupid.

If I’m ever somehow famous for portraying an astronaut or space traveler, please, for the love of God, don’t think that means you’re supposed to shoot my ashes into space. It would be a role I somehow played, not a reflection of my desires as an actual person. For heaven’s sakes.

Earth. Gotta love Earth. I don’t know about you but it means the world to me.

The Mario Brothers are here to smash bricks and suck dicks and they’re all outta bricks.

Theory: your favorite Alan Rickman character says a lot more about you than your favorite Tim Curry role. (Which should always, of course, be CONGO no matter who you are.)

The incubus and the succubus are both demons designed to suck the life out of you. That’s why they call the guide to a college course a “syllabus”.

“Why aren’t you going through a mid-life crisis?” “That’s my secret, Cap. My entire life is a crisis.”