aug 14 in idea barrages
- Aug. 14, 2022, 5:03 p.m.
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Woody Allen’s D&D alignment is Neurotic Evil.
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“Flash Gordon Schumway” is the peak name for a twee indie rock band, the kind of band that makes Belle & Sebastian look like Hank Williams the 3rd.
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You gotta have at least one high-profile goth diversity hire for your staff. A high-visi goth, if you will.
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Why say “backhanded compliment” when you could say “controlled burn”?
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Why call it “jogging bad memories” when you could call it “traumatic brain inquiry”?
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A local newspaper devoted to serious reportage that makes up for the unprofitability of that model by also being a really popular ice cream parlor and the whole thing is called SCOOPS.
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I’m just mad about Santa, Santa’s mad about me… I’m just mad about Santa, Santa is mad about me! A jolly chubby fellow (LEAVE HIM TREATS) a jolly chubby fellow (LEAVE HIM TREATS)
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All I’m saying is, whoever the hell Markiplier is, he better well have a dog named “Barkiplier”.
Asenath Waite ⋅ August 16, 2022 (edited August 16, 2022)
Edited
1: Bwahahaha
4&5: Because the vast majority of people simply aren't that clever. Myself included.
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