april 26 in idea barrages

  • April 26, 2022, 4:55 a.m.
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  1. Your band will now be named “Wario Argento”. Trust me, this is for the best.

  2. My favourite kind of unreliable narrator is the kind that THINKS they’re utterly reliable, BELIEVES they’re telling the truth but they’re crazy or they’re fooling themselves or they don’t have all the information to tell the right story. Maybe it’s because I’m one of them myself.

  3. It’s a sex toy! It’s a butter churn! It’s both of these and more, it’s the new Amish Delight.

  4. What is a sausage if not a meat balloon?

  5. Wet Leg may be a great band, Wet Leg may be a terrible band, I am old enough where I will probably never know. All I DO know is their name feels like the most try-hard attempt at an “LOL so random!” band name ever.

  6. The Buddha, repackaged as Mr. B, with his catchphrase “I HAVE COMPASSION FOR THE FOOL!”

  7. I’m still disappointed there was never a soccer themed MAD magazine with the title “Bend It Like Blecchham”.

  8. You know, “uti dot edu” might not be the best name for a technical school. For a school for bladder doctors, sure, but a tech school? Not so much.


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