Excelzio. in The Napkin.

I have a bunch of “stock” names I use for video games. Timmy™ is pretty goddamned obvious. But I can’t remember the last time I was asked to input a last name. (Persona4.) The only “last name” I might use is Quack, as in Mick Quack.

But, this is a game where you go to swim class with japanese schoolgirls. First names are easy. Bianca, Valeris, Ezri, Damar, Frederick, D’Vana, Xavier, Dumbass, etc. Anyway, Excelsior is nine letters, sooo.