sept 25 in idea barrages
- Sept. 23, 2021, 4:10 p.m.
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(to the tune of All-Star) Rheeeeeett BUT-ler once told me, that he don’t wanna know me, said frankly that he don’t give a damn....
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When call it an “acting teacher” when you could call it a “stage coach”?
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Why be in “wardrobe” when you can be in “costumer assistance”?
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Head-canon where KITT in Knight Rider is really just the Turbo Teen, stuck in car mode, old and bitter.
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Why say you’re a weed dealer when you can say you’re “in high finance”?
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There’s lots of lakes and rivers in Canada, how did we never get “Gretsky’s Jetskis”?
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If you’re so bad at making noodle casseroles that you don’t even KNOW you’re bad at making noodle casseroles, you’re experiencing the Dunning-Kugel Effect.
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Why say “break up” when you can say “bae leaves”?
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simple mind ⋅ September 23, 2021
"Hey now, you're a South Belle, let your slaves out, go plllaaaayyyy"