Greetings, sheeple! (just kidding, I love you guys)
I've been away for a while. Went into heat a couple weeks ago and.... yep.... I'm pregnant again. There's going to be a whole teacup litter coming soon!
But that's not why I'm here. Apparently somebody claiming to be a little bitch on another website is trying to denounce me or something. I must admit that I'm a bit confused by the whole situation. Anyway, here's an excerpt from her:
Lemme break this down one time....
1) They didn't even use the term "hella" right. You don't have a raging hella case of fleas, if anything, you'd have a hella raging case of fleas. You can tell this person's NOT from the bay.
2) What moron would write something saying they have FLEAS? They couldn't think of anything better than FLEAS???? I can do better than that in my sleep. Here, I'll help you: I'm slutty, at least say I have herpes or something. Come on! Get more creative. Use your amo!!! I suck hella dick <--- that's how you use hella. I fuck hella guys, I do hella drugs, and I don't apologize for any of it.
3) I don't even like small dogs, I don't even know what the fuck a Teacup Pomeranian is. lol. Oh, but there was a pic of some ugly ass dog, so I guess that's one of those crazy hybrid dogs. Would I ever say "Yeah, that's right. We Teacup Pomeranians get parvo". ?????? Uh.... nooooo . hahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Have you EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER seen me talk about a dog? EVER. And if it was, it was prolly a pit bull cuz I used to have one. I'm not into small dogs.
I'll try to address this as best as I can...
1) Who said I'm from the bay? Or that I'm a person? I'm a bitch from Tahoma. I heard Gwen Stefani sing hella but I really don't know what it means. Just thought I'd try it out in that previous entry. I must admit, I could never get the hang of the word. I tried several variations, including:
- Imma hella! (Imma, as I understand, is a dipshit contraction for "I am going to", so I suppose this translates roughly to "I'm going to hell.... uhhhh...")
- This word sounds stupid as hella if you keep saying it.
My master did take me to San Francisco once. Tied me up to a fire hydrant outside Ghirardelli Square. Bastard came back with a bag full of chocolate. When I begged like a good little bitch, he just said, "Sorry Wookums, but chocolate kills dogs." Fuck that shit. Humans start these rumors just to piss off the canines.
But at least he made up for it by taking me for a walk down Lombard Street. Man, what a trip...
Oh yeah, and I didn't hear a single person say "hella". All of the mentally challenged bay area folks must have stayed home during my trip.
2) Who said anything about me being slutty? I am NOT a slut! I am in a monogamous relationship with a Scot. He lives next door and his name is Francis. He is a gentleman and a scholar!
He is a gentle lover, and is fond of calling me a "wee fine lass". We are deeply in love and plan to be joined in matrimony once the state of Washington recognizes canine unions.
So please, stop trying to push your slutty lifestyle on to me!
3) I find that it's generally ignorant human females that are fond of calling themselves bitches, so let's consult the dictionary really quick:
bitch
noun.
- a female dog: The bitch won first place in the sporting dogs category.
- a female of canines generally.
Impostor much?
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