You're not trend setters! You're followers! BAAAAA!!!!
In other news, I have a raging hella case of fleas.
Flea collars don't seem to help. It might be partly because I have very poor hygiene, even for a little bitch. I tend to roll in my own excrement whenever I get the chance. I can't help it; I love shit. And sniffing asses.
Looks like I'm going to the vet next week. I'm due for my parvo vaccination. Yeah, that's right. We Teacup Pomeranians get parvo, the same as you big dogs. It hella sucks.
Well, I'm off to roll in my own feces. Don't expect to see much of me around here; I don't want to be seen with sheep. Unless I can sniff your wooly asses (ah, if only they weren't so hella high).
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