aug 7 in idea barrages

If they make a hip-hop musical about Martin Van Buren as a sequel to HAMILTON, we already have the main theme. MARTIIIIIIN, MARTIIIIIIN, HOW Y’ALL BEEN. It’ll be great. We are locked in.

Had a dream where I watched Back to the Future 4 but it was just an interquel where you saw the events of all the movies from different characters’ POVs & Lloyd was obviously 100 & Fox was fighting to hide his ailment, everyone booed at the end & I felt terrible for everyone.

It’s like Vesuvius is actively erupting and people are like “Pffft, that’s a thunderstorm, you afraid of a little water? Acta fallaces!”

Getting a small piece picked up in a literary journal is the kind of pick-me-up I needed today. I apologize for being a human being with an ego but that’s what I am, like all the rest of us, a restless ball of meat and neediness.

FANTASIA 2021 would definitely involve a short feature called THE SORCERER’S UNPAID SOCIAL MEDIA INTERN.

Jeans delivered straight to you, within hours of your order. DOORDASH JORDACHE.

BUT YOU COULD HAVE A TENT, PLANTED IN THE DIRT, SKINS ON WOODEN FRAME, I COULD MAKE YOUR YURT

Next time you see someone being grumpy, call them “a real salty parker”. Tell people it’s British slang. It isn’t, it’s one of the funnier names of an old timey baseball players, is all, but you KNOW it sounds like British slang for a cranky person.