july 25 in idea barrages

“Ten billion,” he whispered. “Thanks,” she replied, “that means a lot to me.”

The Terminator statue at the El Rancho Drive-In looks almost exactly like Lou Reed. It’s amazing.

Loki, riding sea mammals behind Moebius on his jet-ski: “I AM LOKI AND I AM A BURDEN TO THIS GLORIOUS PORPOISE!”

The let-down upon leaving Dollywood was called post-Parton depression.

In any other situation, of course, Jean-Luc was far too professional and mannered than to refer to his penis as his “Beverly crusher” but it just unnerved Wesley so badly and everyone hated that little wiener.

Everyone’s missing out on the obvious one: BuzzFeed branded honey.

Back-to-back episodes of That 70s Show? Why that’s a two-fer Grace!

Is a vaccinated flock of ravens a premedicated murder?