july 6 in idea barrages

Pee-Wee Heman would be the perfect distillation of the entire 1980s. BY THE POWER OF PLAYHOUSE, I HAVE THE SECRET WORD!

If necessity is the mother of invention, surely, laziness is the motherfucker of invention.

Another name that works perfectly with Eleanor Rigby: Anthony Bourdain, traveled the world, exploring its bread and its pain, was he insane?

A mash-up of Leonard Maltin and Leonard Cohen. I don’t know what it looks like, I just know it looks beautiful.

LESS MISTER BRIGHTSIDE, MORE MISTER BLUESKY!

The only difference between “worlds” and “words” is a lower-case “l”, the thinnest little letter in our lexicon. Just saying here.

Cincinnati chili didn’t succeed under its original name “the sauce disaster” but they realized Cincinnati didn’t have a signature food and would take anything and here we are.

They always keep trying to come up with the fifth Ninja Turtle but I am beyond them, I have moved straight on to the sixth Ninja Turtle “Warhol”. He defeats his enemies by just making them really uncomfortable. “Shredder, I want to film you for 30 straight hours naked.”