barrage scraps in idea barrages

1.) At your May The Fourth parties, I hope you all drank from Han Solo cups.

2.) So where's our indie-film inverse PRODUCERS where some guys try to make a good-bad movie and fail at it?

3.) All other parodies complete I return to the kernel of a Wonderwall parody, the single line "maybe/you're gonna be the one that shaves me..."

4.) Maybe "The Next Big Thing" would be a better title for a tale of a sasquatch living in Hollywood...

5.) Collect them all? More like COLLECT THE MALL.

6.) Can't help being the bad guy in SOME-body else's story. Key is to not be the bad guy in your own.

7.) A life of fits starts tries & fails leaves you with strange web trails. Fifty instant posts in my feed per each LA earthquake for example.

8.) If I am ever hit on the head and develop a smarmy Eurotrash lothario persona, I certainly hope his name will be "Bictor".