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1.) And then, of course, there is Rand Paul's jazz album BIRTH OF THE CRUEL.

2.) Driving for hours w/ the FM dial on scan simulated my natural thought process but I finally heard the "Happy" song to which everyone refers.

3.) When life gives you lemons, squeeze them into the papercuts of those who would oppose you.

4.) KEEP VULTURES AND CARRION.

5.) A super-villain who is a Mens Rights Activist bitten by a radioactive grizzly and is now "Neckbear". With fedora and neckbeard, of course.

6.) Sometimes need to remember that being on the rocks means all kinds of awesome possibilities are open from there.

7.) Some time, some one must have referred to an OCD arts and crafter as having "anal beads" on accident. Must've.

8.) Are click-bait article writers who blather on about questionable "life-hacks" are those writers hack-hacks?

9.) I kind of want an exception in the 1st Amendment to silence people who don't know how the 1st Amendment works?

10.) "Oh crap! It's the Time Police! Quick, act causal!"

11.) A nerd-stripclub called "D&DDs" where one can get a LARPdance.