Lost Romance in Hello
- April 14, 2021, 1:39 a.m.
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Woke up on the wrong side of the couch today. Went to get a hotdog for lunch. Out of liquid cheese and the mustard dispenser jizzed all over my cargo shorts, not the actual hotdog.
I got into a bad funk this afternoon at work. Already didn’t feel well and the creature that is my brain decided to peek into Pandora’s Box and I got so down. I’m feeling a lot better now but damn…I didn’t want to be me for a few hours.
I’m tired but know that sleep wont probably come till after sunrise.
Anyone wanna trade lives for a week?
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Ferret Mom ⋅ April 14, 2021
I don't think I'm the person you'd really want to trade with this week.
J.E. Ferret Mom ⋅ April 15, 2021
Why's that?
Ferret Mom J.E. ⋅ April 15, 2021
Being in the hospital and all.
J.E. Ferret Mom ⋅ April 15, 2021
Oh ya lol
Deleted user ⋅ April 17, 2021
American cheese is grim. 🤮
J.E. Deleted user ⋅ April 17, 2021
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Deleted user J.E. ⋅ April 17, 2021 (edited April 17, 2021)
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I’d rather my mother be a guinea pig and my father smell of blackberries!
J.E. Deleted user ⋅ April 18, 2021
Not a Month Python fan?
Deleted user J.E. ⋅ April 18, 2021
You know, I’ve never watched any Monty Python: would you recommend it?
J.E. Deleted user ⋅ April 18, 2021
https://youtu.be/QSo0duY7-9s
My hamster/elderberry insult will make a lot more sense now.