jan 12 in idea barrages

NOW MAAAAAYBE/ YOU’RE RUINING YOUR FRIES WITH GRAVY / CUZ AFTER ALL / POUTINE’S A BAD CALL

How is the Republican party like a pack of Lunchables? Any potential there is ruined by being filled with gross crackers.

A great name for a band would be TINKER JONATHON TAYLOR THOMAS SOLDIER SPY.

SOME-body once told me/don’t eat that macaroni/you’ll throw up when it goes to your head/I was looking pretty sweaty/pukin’ Mom’s spaghetti/I should’ve been taking the stage instead.... HEY NOW, YOU’RE IN EIGHT MILE, GO AND FREESTYLE, GET PAID…

The Navy dental ship, the U.S.S. Colgate, sights incoming fire. The captain bellows at his crew of war dentists: “BRACE YOURSELVES!”

Mr. T’s plans never fail, they’re all pity the foolproof.

A detective take on A CHRISTMAS CAROL and his old partner was named Jake Marlowe.

They aren’t telling you that you have to be a hateful selfish bastard to get by because it’s true. They’re telling you that because they’re trying to convince themselves that how they live is okay, by convincing you of the same. Don’t listen. Love and share instead.