My Favorite Joke. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.

  • Nov. 29, 2020, 11:12 a.m.
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I generally use this joke to gauge whether someone can handle me. Because it is kind of me in a nutshell. You think its offensive, but then it turns into innocuous and silly. I have a coworker who seems to think I am void of social skills. He gets to shoot his mouth off, curse, make weird jokes, but when I make a joke, it doesn’t land.

Anyway, that blob of text was to ensure this joke does not end up on the front page.

Gasp, social skills? Decency? Worrying about fellow humans? LE GASP!

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A jew and a muffin are in an oven.

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The muffin says to the jew, “Wow, it’s getting hot in here.”

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The jew says, “OH MY GOD, A TALKING MUFFIN.”


Te he he. Maybe it works better verbally. I like it because you’re thinking it might be anti-semitic. Nope!

What kills me is when I used this on the aforementioned coworker, he didn’t get it. Hello, WWII. The holocaust. Do they not teach that in school anymore? My grandfather was in the Navy in the pacific theater. You don’t need to watch a Ken Burns documentary to be aware of the holocaust.


Sleepy-Eyed John November 29, 2020

It's cute but not funny.

Timmy™ Sleepy-Eyed John ⋅ November 29, 2020

Two guys walk into a bar.

The third guy ducks.

Sleepy-Eyed John Timmy™ ⋅ November 29, 2020

Maybe it's just not my humour. Seems meek and mild.

I'm not saying you lack social skills but I can see why people probably don't laugh.

My jokes tend to fall flat too, at least with strangers.

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