26st in Hey, buddy, got a light?

This is becoming tiresome for my mom. My grandma is so forgetful and needy. Not to mention that just out of fucking nowhere, some random cousin dies and my mom being the too-goddamn-nice-person-she-is-when-it-comes-to-family, just up and decides to take their dog.
A very new and very tiny pegkinese-..pigkenese, fucking whatever, one of those small ass fluffball dogs that sounds like a mouse when it ‘barks’.
It’s not any better over at “our house” where my dad tweeks and lives like a junkie and only wants to argue with her whenever she shows up.
That’s where I’d rather be though, at my fucking HOUSE. Can’t chance it though, he’d start asking for ‘rent’ sooner or later, and not the kind of rent he’d actually spend on bills or anything.
Anyway, happy thanksfornothing day, again.
I love you, be good an shit.