oct 28 in idea barrages
- Oct. 26, 2020, 7:39 p.m.
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You can’t spell “atheist” without “a heist”. I’m not implying any meaning to this coincidence, just noting it and moving on.
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Yeah, I’d write a murder mystery set at the Olympics just to get to the line “and I would’ve gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those medalling kids”. Of course I would. It is the way of things, the way… of the Force.
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Also, sometimes your brain starts singing “I hate the kids on TikTok, no dignity, no dignity”. You can’t stop it, you gotta just let it pass.
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I’ve never used a Discord server but if I ever did, I would enter singing BURN BABY BURN, DISCORD INFERNO until I got thrown out.
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I’ve decided to start telling people that in Japan, they put their worn-out underwear under their pillows and they are taken away by Panty Claus.
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We could totally sell a liquid chapstick to goths called EmBALMing Fluid and make a whole lot of money.
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All these shows about historical royalty having sexually debauched adventures, you’d figure someone would get around to “Charlemagne In Charge”.
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A shared universe where multiple Jimmy Stewart characters meet in an asylum, all committed for claiming to be involved with impossible things like angels, talking rabbits and successful uncorrupted politicians.