aug 17 in idea barrages

Create an imaginary form of Italian line-dancing and declare yourself “Lord of the Danza”.

Sometimes I want to write a story about the Norfolk City Hall trying to put up the Ten Commandments without paying respect to other faiths as well, culminating in a lawsuit from devil worshipers, just to get to the line “Yes Virginia, there is a Satan clause.”

A Dr. Pimple Popper tie-in game called Cysted Twister.

If they’re only dating you to go to Pizza Hut, you’ve been P’Zoned.

Snake charmers don’t really charm snakes, that’s just a turban legend.

“That,” said the perverted scientist, “is one sexy telescope. Hubble hubble!”

A serial killer who always hits people with their cars the press nicknames “Mr. Magoo” so that at some point the investigating detective can discover another killing and solemnly intone “Oh Magoo. You’ve done it again.”

Gordon Ramsey as a detective in LAW AND ORDER: SPECIAL VICTUALS UNIT.