aug 6 in idea barrages

Unable to tell whether the bite marks were from a werewolf or vampire, the coroner simply wrote “Died of Supernatural Causes”.

Getting his head smashed by Satan like a watermelon, every hour on the hour, in hells sixth circle, Dante Gallagherri.

I dreamt of a record I found in the attic, and when it played looked just like television static, that hasn’t existed since they killed analog, but there was something calming in the random fog, the grooves were speckled with something that glowed and it spun into a perfect snow.

What’s left of my daydreams is scattered and hazy, when I try to recall it, it just sounds crazy, a basket of images by the time I awoke, until all that was left at-best a subtle joke, what’s left of my nightmares is hazy & scattered with little regard to what actually mattered.

Everybody talks about the SEA monsters, that never existed so they couldn’t hurt anyone, no one talks about the SEO monsters, who are real and actually ruined the internet.

They believe in Trump for the same reason any cult does, because if his blatantly impossible lies could be real, all the magical thinking gibberish they want to believe about themselves could be true too. Frauds make their fortunes exploiting hope’s long dark shadow.

If Krypto the superdog swallowed some coal, is it becoming a diamond in the ruff?

If you’re really serious about your kegels, you go to the OB-GYM.