Utterly Embarrassing in My life....I can't make this shit up!

I had to go into one of our offices today for a meeting. We ended up starting a half hour late - is it so damn hard for people to show up on time? I’m just saying…
Anyway, after the meeting I was standing at the copy machine with two of my case managers when I bent down to pick up something…it happened…my pants split very loudly right up the middle! Like you could hear the rip down the hall. I was supposed to go to my office to pick up some papers, but I didn’t. I got my (now exposed) ass into my car and came home. I have to go back tomorrow so I’ll get them then.
I’ve never had that happen…so embarrassing.....