july 14 in idea barrages
- July 12, 2020, 8:39 p.m.
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The Australian superhero who fights crime with super projectile vomiting is called Chunderwoman, by the way.
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An Amish metal band called RAMMSPRINGA.
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Uncommissioned erotic fan fiction includes free shipping.
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YOU’RE A LICH, GIRL, AND YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR CUZ YOUR UNDEAD ARMY GROWS WITH EVERY DAY (ooh ooh ooh) YOU CAN RELY ON YOUR NECROMANCY, LOOK AT YOUR STAFF, THAT JEWELED SKULL IS FANCY
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The butch top lesbian explained her decision to be the birth mother in the relationship with good humor. “I mean, I’ve been eating for two for years anyway.”
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Pirates call EDM DJs “land wubbers” and hunt them for sport. This is how pirates came to be called “America’s greatest heroes”.
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Chicken schmaltz could rightly be called “Oil of Oy Vey”.
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It’s funny that only now does Mike Pence realize that simply saying “Jesus” 300 times a day doesn’t protect you from The Vid.
