july 10 in idea barrages

1. Are vegan goths “veglords”?

2. If you’re in the arts for fame, seek help, the desire for fame for it’s own sake “Americans’ Disease” is a mental illness. If you’re in the arts for money, you’ve better odds with the lottery. But if it’s because it’s the only thing you’re good at, that’s the least bad reason.

3. If retired footballman Jay Cutler does not have a line of survival knives called Jay Cutlery, it is only because footballmen are not the most imaginative bunch.

4. Your dating site for hip hop fans will be called “Bone Thugs and eHarmony”.

5. The crescendo of your rearrangement of THE PRODUCERS in the style of The Police will, of course, be “Sting-Time For Hitler”.

6. Sexy plague attire will now be called “Post-Apocalicious”. It is my decree.

7. If you play mediocre stoner rock but you’re from England, you should totally call yourself “Sublimey!”

8. The singer, Adele? Is her ex-boyfriend the-former-in-Adele?

Last updated July 13, 2020