june 25 in idea barrages

. “Two Guys, A Girl And A Quiet Place” would be a great pop culture mash up.

1. I’m sure someone’s working on a Bush parody called QUARANTINE.

2. Terrify your children with tales of The Tooth Furry.

3. Yes, we understand that eventually the majority of the population will be exposed to COVID. We’re doing this to slow it down so that the health care system isn’t so overwhelmed that people aren’t dying in the streets. That’s. The Point.

4. Teenage Mutant Uzbek Turtles: The Secret of the Uzbekistan.

5. A hair dye line called SHOW US YOUR TINTS.

6. Waking up to a thick dusting of snow on April 27th? The spring is just socially distancing from us is all.

7. Is a vampire orgy a fang bang?