june 19 in idea barrages

Somewhere, there is a furry ruining a great banger of a song by singing it “uWu, Wewewowves of Wondon, uWu”.

If you need to remember to social distance, think of how terrible Aerosmith’s cover of “Come Together” was and remember to do the opposite and stay apart.

The fact that digital post-production give me panic attacks at least saved me from an embarrassing attempt at being one of those gimmicky youtube movie summarizers, there is that!

A soap opera that takes place in Iowa called SCORN ON THE COB.

She went into divinity school a jack of all trades and she left with a Masters in nuns.

If nothing else, hopefully this crisis makes us realize single-generation picket fence living is dead, an aberration of post war prosperity killed by Reagan’s union busting. We’re all locked down with parents, adult children, with our exes for the kids’ sakes now. No shame in it.

I wanna open up a Middle Eastern - Chinese fusion restaurant called “Wok Like An Egyptian”.

All we’re really asking for here is a Harrison Ford endorsed margarine called Hans Oleo.