apr 27 in idea barrages
- April 25, 2020, 10:16 a.m.
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Drafted into the war between MacDonaldland and the Burger Kingdom, so desperate that civilian officials were up for the draft as well, he took up the rank of Major McCheese.
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I mean, I’m sure someone has already done a knife-block in the shape of Julius Caesar, I’m just saying it’d be fun.
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A terrible musical about a saccharine-cute penguin monster in love called PORG-Y AND BESS.
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The thing about social distancing is that, like, I get most of my ideas by listening to other people, mishearing other people, smashing disparate ideas that I get from other people together into memetic Voltrons. I feel creatively lost right now.
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A great name for a metal band would be Deicidal Tendencies.
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The good thing about being a New York Mets fan right now is that with no baseball, I don’t have to watch them run a Robinson Cano that should’ve retired two years ago out there and pretend he’s still an everyday player. Bright sides!
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Half French culinary academy, half Reform synagogue, The Temple Beth Chamel.
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Bronies give each other horseshoe crabs.
Squidobarnez ⋅ April 25, 2020
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Narrator ⋅ April 29, 2020
I mean, 1 and 3 are clearly children’s shows that could go along with that Carmen Sandiego remake. I would watch 7, because it would be half food porn and half melodrama.
You are not alone on 4. I wrote a flash fiction the other day and it is the first thing I’ve managed in weeks. That part of my brain just feels flat.