mar 25 in idea barrages

The words we use and how we use them manipulate the very world around us but no amount of words, no matter how precise, could ever define you. A conscious mind is a special case, a micro reality unto itself, too terrifying and slippery and holy to ever quite be totally pinned down.

When I was 5, I fell to the floor of a KMart screaming for He Man toys, 35 years later my family still hasn’t let me live down this sin I can’t even remember but that’s fair. That’s not how life works. That’s not how civics works either.

Baseball refuses to punish players for wearing wires to relay stolen signs but it wants to remind you that if you smoke a joint on your own time , you’re out. What a joke.

Instead of collecting them all, collect yourself. Instead of catching them all, catch your breath. If your dreams ran away, dont forget to still rest. You are still here, regardless.

Two pizza shops kitty corner in a town too small for even one to thrive. I wonder if that’s how God and The Devil feel sometimes.

On the one hand, my bard was shanked by a fellow party member at camp and nearly bled out. On the other, he did get to cuss out two goblins until they died and he did get a shield!

Draco Malfoy would later push for Wizard Britain to break off from the rest of the magic world in a movement called Hexit.

Your Christmas parody of Take Me Home Country Roads will start by turning “almost heaven, West Virginia” into “there’s a Santa, yes, Virginia”.