mar 20 in idea barrages

Part man, part indigestion relief, all cop. BROMOCOP.

Part man, part radio ad liner, all cop. PROMOCOP.

But that I could convert some of the retail space in Herkimer abandoned due to the Walmart effect into small soundstages for local and regional video production.

The “Tony” robot station’s canned localized promos have more actual engagement with the listeners than any live inane banter morning show beamed in by satellite and how sad is that.

Yeah, I could come home from work and just sit there, missing my father, worrying about my mom and my brother’s health, feeling romantically lonely, obsessing over our democracy’s suicide and… I’d probably be less tired physically. Instead, I pick myself up most nights, get myself to some kind of arts event between New Hartford and Ft Plain and… yeah, it makes me a little more tired but it keeps me almost sane.

Don’t tell them that I just figured out the one thing worse than Guy Fieri: Guy Furry. Keep it secret, lest they unleash it upon us.

Was there ever an episode of The Office called DWIGHT MAN’S BURDEN? If not, they failed miserably.

Your wizard rock personae will be called Pat Minotaur.