feb 18 in idea barrages

When they say “bear witness” they really mean it, you bear it. You are burdened with knowledge, your shoulders sag under the weight of experience. You grit your teeth and heft anyway.

A Stones parody about BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA called Beast Of Burton?

He didn’t like being called “oil-greedy” he preferred “well-intentioned”.

Reboot culture has beaten the nostalgia out of me. I think this is ultimately a good thing. I don’t have to spend as much money on media out of a sense of obligation now.

Some of these jokes about Kermit and Miss Piggy’s love-life are pretty ham-fisted.

Remember Red, hope is a stupid thing, maybe the stupidest thing, but stupid things never seem to die.

Cover Weezer on ukes and mandolins and call it Tweezer.

To be honest, I feel like a person who very occasionally has a good idea but most of the time is just a very mediocre human and, if I could sustain those little moments of grace, I’d be pretty amazing but they’re so fleeting. Probably a lot of people feel this way.