jan 11 in idea barrages

Truck dealerships are full of pick-up lines.

Reduced Fat means More Sugar. No Sugar means Carcinogenic Sugar Substitutes. There are no quick fix solutions, only precariously balanced trade offs. In food, in politics, in life.

I looked in the mirror and realized I look like I didn’t skip leg day, I just missed every other day. Leg Day, check. Every other day, no check.

A series of Imagine Dragons songs remixed into music that is actually interesting called Reimagine Dragons.

Deconstruction in storytelling is a useful means to an end but as an end to itself is creatively fallow wankery. Put the work in to reconstruct after the easy fun of going post-modern and you’ll actually have something interesting other than just a smug clever feeling.

Genghis Khan in an introspective moment, covering a NIN song, “you could have it all… my empire of yurts…”

All you guys out there, lookin’ for low-fat milf, two-percent milf, skim milf, you have it wrong. Lookin’ for whole milf is the only way to go.

I like to pretend that I think that the every-seven-years Vulcan sex ritual is called “Pa’ull Ru’dd”.