dec 30 in idea barrages

Toucan Sam converting to Gnosticism and singing “follow your gnosis, it always knows , sis”.

Whenever I see the internet neologism “uWu” I imagine Ernest P. Worrell saying it.

Why say “I’m starting to organize a union” when you could yell “I’M GOING INTO LABOR!”?

When you think it’s about to calm down, it’s only going to get crazier. When you think it’s about to get crazier, it maintains the current level of crazy just to mess with you. It never calms down.

In a bucket of crabs, an escaping crab will get pulled back down by the other crabs so all might share in equal doom. This is a good metaphor for like 83% of any local arts scene.

A baseball card set where all the baseball players have giant beards called ZZ Topps.

A time travel movie is really just a comedy of eras.

I’m not old. I’m a mantique.