I find most tattoos unattractive. But that's just me.
I find your statement - But I know that the inclusion of alcohol and pornography will do nothing to help me get to my goals of being more active, more attractive, and more available. - very insightful and true and I like the way you put words together.
I find the woman you want not impossible, reasonable in many ways. Good luck.
I haven't heard you mention children. Are you open to helping raise 'someone else's' children? My son is into the St. Joseph, stepfather aspect of life. So much good can be reciprocated between men and the children of women they love.
Touchy topic though. For sure.